Bryce: Why doesn't Papa Bear wear a seat belt?
Me: Because bears don't wear seat belts.
Bryce: Yes they do.
Me: Really? How many bears do you know?
Bryce: About six.
Bryce (pushing toy shopping cart around the house): Bye! I'm going to Heaven!
Cason: Do you know where Heaven is?
Bryce: Yeah, I do. It's right behind Target.
Cason: You think everything is right behind Target.
Bryce: Yeah, it is.
Bryce to Cason: What do you want? Oatmeal?
Cason: No. I don't like oatmeal.
Bryce: You did last week.
^^^True. Cason often claims to not like things he loved the day before.
The boys love potty talk and we tell them to go in the bathroom if they want to say words like that. So now they take advantage and say potty words while they are in there and we can't say much about it. One day Bryce was walking to the bathroom and said "When I get to the bathroom, I'm going to say 'poop'". Five seconds later, he walked into the bathroom. "Poopy!"
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So funny!!
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